i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you
In America you can ship a coconut. Just put an address on it and pay for postage and you can actually mail it. If that’s not freedom then I don’t know what is.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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